I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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