he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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