remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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