You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Randomize
