but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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