In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Duck Duck Cougar?
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
So much rum. So many feels.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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