how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
