We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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