I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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