He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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