Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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