just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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