I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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