hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
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