I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i think i scared a bird with my dick
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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