Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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