if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
My vagina just clenched in fear
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