Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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