But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
wanna go halves on a baby?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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