So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
this hospital has no fireball
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
