i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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