do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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