Small penises have feelings too.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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