problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
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