never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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