____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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