I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
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