What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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