No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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