That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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