Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
