I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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