He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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