On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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