I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Randomize
