ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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