That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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