and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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