we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I have demons in me.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
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