Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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