I wish my penis had an off switch
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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