Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Nobody cheats on THIS.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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