What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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