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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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