We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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