This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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