It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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