If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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