we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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