I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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