So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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