Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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