I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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