My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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