We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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