he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
only if we run a train.
done.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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