Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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